Cluck Norris, our rooster, likes to believe he’s in charge. In this horrible blurry photo, he’s standing on a log to assert his authority. His minions don’t seem to notice him at all. Which, much to Cluck’s dismay, is the way it usually goes for him. I told him if he dressed up like a green bean or a carrot, he’d have their undivided attention.
Cluck is considering this advice carefully.
Being a rooster is hard.